Riltomtof Watbapxem is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, flying bird.

Riltomtof Watbapxem created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Riltomtof Watbapxem, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Riltomtof Watbapxem, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Riltomtof Watbapxem's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Riltomtof Watbapxem's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry porpoises.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Riltomtof Watbapxem.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.