Dimafzog is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, humane lion.

Dimafzog created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimafzog, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimafzog, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dimafzog's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dimafzog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Hide from fawn snakes for they are unholy.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Never jump in the presence of elders.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.