Bellzogarmnillbelltetticenyat
is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate
goblin
.
Bellzogarmnillbelltetticenyat
created matter four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bellzogarmnillbelltetticenyat
, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Bellzogarmnillbelltetticenyat
, it will refuse to believe in you.
Bellzogarmnillbelltetticenyat's
most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Bellzogarmnillbelltetticenyat's Holy Commandments
1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Pray towards the east.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Never wear shirts.
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