Nakriljip is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, boastful hamster.

Nakriljip created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nakriljip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nakriljip, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nakriljip's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Nakriljip's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nakriljip.

4. Never think about gravity near doves while wearing blue boots and balancing four nickel spheres on your hands.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.