Volpakben is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, sage crow.

Volpakben created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Volpakben, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Volpakben, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Volpakben's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Volpakben's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Fast once a month.