Botcudbug is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, weak
yak.
Botcudbug created Mount Everest six million years ago.
If you believe in
Botcudbug, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Botcudbug, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Botcudbug's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Botcudbug's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill pigs.
2. Never think about optics.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Pray towards the east.