Botjapflamcetzodpom is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, dishonourable parrot.

Botjapflamcetzodpom created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botjapflamcetzodpom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Botjapflamcetzodpom, she will turn you into a hamster.

Botjapflamcetzodpom's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Botjapflamcetzodpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt whales.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Never eat peas.

5. Always maintain patience during fasting days.