Botcudbug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, weak yak.

Botcudbug created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Botcudbug, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Botcudbug, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Botcudbug's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Botcudbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Pray towards the east.