Cunstragfly is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, kind raccoon.

Cunstragfly created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunstragfly, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cunstragfly, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cunstragfly's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cunstragfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never curse while facing south.

5. Never write about optics.