Megcabken is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, able tortoise.

Megcabken created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megcabken, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Megcabken, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Megcabken's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Megcabken's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Worship no other gods but Megcabken.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Megcabken in the centre of the settlement.