Cebinggom is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, annoying porpoise.

Cebinggom created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebinggom, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cebinggom, it will be very sad.

Cebinggom's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Cebinggom's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying clay.

2. Never feed figs to mice while wearing white rings.

3. Never point your arms toward the east during prayer.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Always help sick grasshopers.