Fodspagnegwik is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, happy donkey.

Fodspagnegwik created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fodspagnegwik, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fodspagnegwik, he will remove you from existence.

Fodspagnegwik's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fodspagnegwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce at mountains.

2. Do not keep nine aardvarks in a large pit.

3. Never paint your feet blue.

4. Run away if three goats approach from the west.

5. Never mix apples with oil.