Cinfobstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented meerkat.

Cinfobstrag created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinfobstrag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cinfobstrag, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cinfobstrag's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cinfobstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not keep four grasshopers in a large pit.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never paint your chest cyan.

5. Cinfobstrag loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.