Cinfobstrag is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented
meerkat.
Cinfobstrag created a down quark four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cinfobstrag, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Cinfobstrag, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Cinfobstrag's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Cinfobstrag's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Do not keep four grasshopers in a large pit.
3. Never look at planets.
4. Never paint your chest cyan.
5. Cinfobstrag loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.