Tipbidnur Ganlabwod is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unselfish crane.

Tipbidnur Ganlabwod created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipbidnur Ganlabwod, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tipbidnur Ganlabwod, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tipbidnur Ganlabwod's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Tipbidnur Ganlabwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.