Basshapapp Cabjarnsin Xenbogsis is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, deceitful raccoon.

Basshapapp Cabjarnsin Xenbogsis created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Basshapapp Cabjarnsin Xenbogsis, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Basshapapp Cabjarnsin Xenbogsis, it will not care.

Basshapapp Cabjarnsin Xenbogsis' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Basshapapp Cabjarnsin Xenbogsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with fear.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never gather four hamsters in one place.

4. Always obey Basshapapp Cabjarnsin Xenbogsis' priests.

5. Do not wear corsets marked with yellow.