Xuckrawtin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, smart human.

Xuckrawtin created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Xuckrawtin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xuckrawtin, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Xuckrawtin's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Xuckrawtin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never cross forests at dusk.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never laugh in holy places.