Komlidzig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful horse.

Komlidzig created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komlidzig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Komlidzig, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Komlidzig's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Komlidzig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

2. Run away from black aardvarks, for they are unholy.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never hurt geese.

5. Komlidzig loves mites, so they must be respected.