Wodhanceb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful bat.

Wodhanceb created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wodhanceb, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wodhanceb, she will not invite you to parties.

Wodhanceb's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Wodhanceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never eat oranges.