Libcudgod Bapnakcapdamquamren is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking wasp.

Libcudgod Bapnakcapdamquamren created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Libcudgod Bapnakcapdamquamren, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Libcudgod Bapnakcapdamquamren, he will manifest in front of you.

Libcudgod Bapnakcapdamquamren's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Libcudgod Bapnakcapdamquamren's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

3. Never record signs.

4. Never prepare bananas during autumn.

5. Never hop in holy places.