Dunranmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident swan.

Dunranmeg created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunranmeg, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dunranmeg, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dunranmeg's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dunranmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. You must pray to Dunranmeg three times a day.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Dunranmeg in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not covet oxen.