Kinzaghat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, able octopus.

Kinzaghat created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinzaghat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kinzaghat, she will be very sad.

Kinzaghat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Kinzaghat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Never allow goats to witness sacred rites.

4. Never jump in the presence of eagles.

5. Always look after injured tortoises.