Gidmildav is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, grumpy otter.

Gidmildav created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Gidmildav, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gidmildav, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Gidmildav's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gidmildav's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta trousers on sacred days.

2. Do not leap at mountains.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never touch ash while blessed.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gidmildav.