Dunappmit is a god.

She takes the form of a small, resourceful swallow.

Dunappmit created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunappmit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dunappmit, she will turn you into a puffin.

Dunappmit's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dunappmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Feed all hungry dogs.