Ponnatcet is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, annoying narwhal.

Ponnatcet created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponnatcet, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ponnatcet, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ponnatcet's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Ponnatcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never wear cyan shoes.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.