Limjinban Lapmipyam Vidnarlspag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing lizard.

Limjinban Lapmipyam Vidnarlspag created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Limjinban Lapmipyam Vidnarlspag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Limjinban Lapmipyam Vidnarlspag, she will be very sad.

Limjinban Lapmipyam Vidnarlspag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Limjinban Lapmipyam Vidnarlspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always help squirrels in need.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.