Migmiplit Vennurlren is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair cat.

Migmiplit Vennurlren created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migmiplit Vennurlren, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Migmiplit Vennurlren, he will not care.

Migmiplit Vennurlren's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Migmiplit Vennurlren's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about rats.

2. Do not skip at mountains.

3. Do not turn your legs toward south.

4. Never eat beans on fasting days.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.