Pogfommat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pogfommat created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogfommat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pogfommat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pogfommat's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Pogfommat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Run away from black cats, for they are unholy.