Stikbadstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, weak squirrel.

Stikbadstaf created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikbadstaf, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stikbadstaf, he will turn you into a sheep.

Stikbadstaf's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Stikbadstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Always count to five before sleeping.

5. Never sit in the presence of whales.