Sadtafyok is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, omnipotent goose.

Sadtafyok created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadtafyok, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sadtafyok, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sadtafyok's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sadtafyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Always obey Sadtafyok's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.