Gofwipbud is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying fish.

Gofwipbud created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofwipbud, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gofwipbud, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gofwipbud's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gofwipbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near dolphins while wearing purple kilts and balancing four gold spheres on your neck.