Zogmeging is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective chicken.

Zogmeging created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogmeging, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zogmeging, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Zogmeging's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Zogmeging's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never feed lots of tomatoes to turtles while wearing pink shorts.

3. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Zogmeging on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.