Tam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able goose.

Tam created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tam, it will curse you with boils.

Tam's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Tam's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of pigs.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink alcohol.