Getwodfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured mouse.

Getwodfoss created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getwodfoss, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Getwodfoss, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Getwodfoss' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Getwodfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never hurt tapirs.

3. Never gather three foxes in one place.

4. Do not turn your chest toward west.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.