Cipcidfag is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful wasp.

Cipcidfag created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipcidfag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cipcidfag, he will torture you forever.

Cipcidfag's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cipcidfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.