Arfmittonk Cibkinnilkan is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable
fish.
Arfmittonk Cibkinnilkan created light two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Arfmittonk Cibkinnilkan, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Arfmittonk Cibkinnilkan, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Arfmittonk Cibkinnilkan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Arfmittonk Cibkinnilkan's Holy Commandments1. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.
2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arfmittonk Cibkinnilkan.
4. Never allow sheep to sleep beneath your roof.
5. Never pour water over plants.