Sadtarmot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, passionate badger.

Sadtarmot created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadtarmot, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadtarmot, it will curse you with boils.

Sadtarmot's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sadtarmot's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Do not covet oxen.