Mindadflatnad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, blissful whale.

Mindadflatnad created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mindadflatnad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mindadflatnad, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mindadflatnad's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Mindadflatnad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Do not take Mindadflatnad's name in vain.

4. Always wear plain shorts during rituals.

5. Never handle copper while unclean.