Dotdimditdut Pom is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, prudent chinchilla.

Dotdimditdut Pom created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotdimditdut Pom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dotdimditdut Pom, she will turn you into a dog.

Dotdimditdut Pom's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dotdimditdut Pom's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are not to be trusted.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.