Larpfudrow is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, narcissistic weasel.

Larpfudrow created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Larpfudrow, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Larpfudrow, he will destroy your home solar system.

Larpfudrow's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Larpfudrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.