Cissawtab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, smart mink.

Cissawtab created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissawtab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cissawtab, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cissawtab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cissawtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near pigs while wearing yellow stockings and balancing five nickel spheres on your head.

2. Always wash your hands before prayer.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Cissawtab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never gather six tortoises in one place.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Cissawtab on top of all buildings.