Largnellaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy cow.

Largnellaf created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Largnellaf, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Largnellaf, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Largnellaf's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Largnellaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tapirs.

2. Never wear violet shoes.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.