Basstafjat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, omniscient swan.

Basstafjat created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Basstafjat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Basstafjat, she will turn you into a hamster.

Basstafjat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Basstafjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not wear red clothing.