Gudfobdid is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish dryad.

Gudfobdid created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudfobdid, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gudfobdid, she will turn you into a goat.

Gudfobdid's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gudfobdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Never feed lots of carrots to rats while wearing gray scarves.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.