Botquillzed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust cow.

Botquillzed created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botquillzed, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Botquillzed, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Botquillzed's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Botquillzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt foxes.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never touch water while unclean.

5. Do not drink alcohol.