Danpanwod is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, overgenerous snail.

Danpanwod created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danpanwod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Danpanwod, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Danpanwod's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Danpanwod's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Do not sing at mountains.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not covet oxen.