Babhomwap is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing gerbil.

Babhomwap created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babhomwap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Babhomwap, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Babhomwap's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Babhomwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Never mark doors with cyan.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.