Wapveenyart is a god.

She takes the form of a large, all-knowing finch.

Wapveenyart created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapveenyart, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wapveenyart, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wapveenyart's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Wapveenyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never leap near otters.