Dogmipdungom is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody grasshopper.

Dogmipdungom created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogmipdungom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dogmipdungom, it will turn you into a snail.

Dogmipdungom's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dogmipdungom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Dogmipdungom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always obey Dogmipdungom's priests.