Appmobmig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, witty troll.

Appmobmig created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appmobmig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Appmobmig, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Appmobmig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Appmobmig's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to mites while wearing red trousers.

3. Always obey Appmobmig's priests.

4. Never paint your legs magenta.

5. Respect your elders.