Quart is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast duck.

Quart created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quart, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quart, it will turn you into a mole.

Quart's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Quart's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Quart's priests.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Do not place spinach upon stone.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Never talk about spacetime near sheep while wearing black hats and balancing seven copper spheres on your feet.