Dummig is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, kind unicorn.

Dummig created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dummig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dummig, she will turn you into a snail.

Dummig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dummig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always wear black.

3. Do not take Dummig's name in vain.

4. Do not wear shoes marked with brown.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.