Satrapwabbap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, benevolent donkey.

Satrapwabbap created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satrapwabbap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Satrapwabbap, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Satrapwabbap's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Satrapwabbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt great tits.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about fire.