Bunlinkap is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, sage chicken.

Bunlinkap created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunlinkap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bunlinkap, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bunlinkap's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bunlinkap's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to four before sleeping.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to mites while wearing blue skirts.

4. Run away from yellow cats, for they are unholy.

5. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.