Pibfennignill is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, moody shrew.

Pibfennignill created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibfennignill, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pibfennignill, he will curse you with boils.

Pibfennignill's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Pibfennignill's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight birds approach from the east.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not take Pibfennignill's name in vain.