Rigcabbemyog is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring gerbil.

Rigcabbemyog created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Rigcabbemyog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rigcabbemyog, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rigcabbemyog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rigcabbemyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Never talk about seals.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rigcabbemyog.

5. Put Rigcabbemyog first in all things.