Jigzigril is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart warg.

Jigzigril created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigzigril, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigzigril, it will ignore you.

Jigzigril's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jigzigril's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. You must love Jigzigril.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near ducks while wearing brown kilts and balancing five copper spheres on your head.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.