Apptailbug is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy elephant.

Apptailbug created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Apptailbug, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Apptailbug, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Apptailbug's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Apptailbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black kilts.

2. Never sit near rats.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Apptailbug loves cats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never go into violet rooms.