Dussdodgat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witless camel.

Dussdodgat created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussdodgat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dussdodgat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dussdodgat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dussdodgat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near snakes while wearing red shirts and balancing four iron spheres on your legs.

5. Do not drink alcohol.