Cutomthim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional hedgehog.

Cutomthim created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cutomthim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cutomthim, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cutomthim's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cutomthim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Retreat if eight pigs approach from the north.