Rotzogsom is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, weak naga.

Rotzogsom created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotzogsom, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rotzogsom, she will turn you into a goat.

Rotzogsom's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Rotzogsom's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry bats.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Never look in ponds.