Cidsaksand is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, intelligent frog.

Cidsaksand created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidsaksand, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cidsaksand, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cidsaksand's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cidsaksand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Respect your elders.