Vabhabdum is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, competent gnu.

Vabhabdum created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabhabdum, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vabhabdum, he will be mildly annoyed.

Vabhabdum's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Vabhabdum's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help voles in need.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not travel during autumn.