Tafbudlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, tranquil meerkat.

Tafbudlarg created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafbudlarg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tafbudlarg, she will turn you into a puffin.

Tafbudlarg's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tafbudlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about enzymes.