Dusstanbodbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, fussy porpoise.

Dusstanbodbeg created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusstanbodbeg, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dusstanbodbeg, it will cry a lot.

Dusstanbodbeg's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dusstanbodbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn mites, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

5. Do not keep four snakes in a large pit.