Capdamkin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, contented otter.

Capdamkin created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capdamkin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Capdamkin, she will turn you into a mouse.

Capdamkin's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Capdamkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to foxes while wearing white scarves.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

5. Do not listen to music.