Vagbessdav is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, narcissistic fox.

Vagbessdav created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vagbessdav, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vagbessdav, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Vagbessdav's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Vagbessdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never hurt seals.

5. Never think about planets.