Cutbin Babnigcat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, impressive goblin.

Cutbin Babnigcat created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutbin Babnigcat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cutbin Babnigcat, it will have a low opinion of you.

Cutbin Babnigcat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cutbin Babnigcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near voles.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Never allow tapirs to sleep beneath your roof.