Dudfliskan Xemabcib is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, contented wolf.

Dudfliskan Xemabcib created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudfliskan Xemabcib, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dudfliskan Xemabcib, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dudfliskan Xemabcib's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dudfliskan Xemabcib's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

3. Put Dudfliskan Xemabcib first in all things.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not speak about grapes.