Cabvableg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited fish.

Cabvableg created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cabvableg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cabvableg, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Cabvableg's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cabvableg's Holy Commandments

1. Cabvableg loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Cabvableg must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.