Cantargbedtag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying beaver.

Cantargbedtag created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Cantargbedtag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cantargbedtag, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cantargbedtag's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cantargbedtag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cantargbedtag's name in vain.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cantargbedtag.