Wottardod is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered swallow.

Wottardod created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wottardod, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wottardod, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wottardod's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Wottardod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six porpoises in a large pit.

2. Feed all hungry cats.

3. You must pray to Wottardod three times a day.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Erect five silver sculptures of Wottardod on top of important buildings.