Higzanten is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful lizard.

Higzanten created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higzanten, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Higzanten, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Higzanten's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Higzanten's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Higzanten in the centre of the settlement.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Never mention voles.