Badbudarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered warg.

Badbudarn created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badbudarn, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Badbudarn, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Badbudarn's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Badbudarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.